The Australian Sexual Euphemism Matchting Game

As long as I've started it, I might as well post this list of Australian euphemisms and dysphemisms. Can you match the description at top with its meaning on the bottom? The winner gets nothing. And Australians can't play...that would be cheating.

Euphemism

To part the corn beef curtains

Blue veined custard chucker

Go in off the red

Knocks like a Mack truck

Horizontal folk dancing

Sink the saveloy

Get your jollies

Exercise the ferret

Park the prawn

Gnash the gash, gnaw the 'nana

In and out like a fiddler's elbow

Tummy banana

Muff munching

Whip the clit

Snapping a widey

Having a wide-on

Map of Tasmania

Bangs like a dunny door

Pyjama python

One-eyed trouser snake

Point Percy at the Porcelain

Flash Fanny at the Fowlers

Norgs, Norks

Pocket Billiards

To make the beast with two backs

Country matters

Skin golf

Rumpy Pumpy

Worm hole

Rub uglies

Horizontal Mambo

Meaning:

Is good at sex

Oral sexSex

To become aroused

Female genital area

Masturbate

Have quick sex

Breasts

Public masturbation

Vagina