Wednesday, August 17, 2005

The Australian Sexual Euphemism Matchting Game

As long as I've started it, I might as well post this list of Australian euphemisms and dysphemisms. Can you match the description at top with its meaning on the bottom? The winner gets nothing. And Australians can't play...that would be cheating.

  • To part the corn beef curtains
  • Blue veined custard chucker
  • Go in off the red
  • Knocks like a Mack truck
  • Horizontal folk dancing
  • Sink the saveloy
  • Get your jollies
  • Exercise the ferret
  • Park the prawn
  • Gnash the gash, gnaw the 'nana
  • In and out like a fiddler's elbow
  • Tummy banana
  • Muff munching
  • Whip the clit
  • Snapping a widey
  • Having a wide-on
  • Map of Tasmania
  • Bangs like a dunny door
  • Pyjama python
  • One-eyed trouser snake
  • Point Percy at the Porcelain
  • Flash Fanny at the Fowlers
  • Norgs, Norks
  • Pocket Billiards
  • To make the beast with two backs
  • Country matters
  • Skin golf
  • Rumpy Pumpy
  • Worm hole
  • Rub uglies
  • Horizontal Mambo

  • Is good at sex
  • Oral sexSex
  • To become aroused
  • Female genital area
  • Masturbate
  • Have quick sex
  • Breasts
  • Public masturbation
  • Vagina
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