Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Wetter Record Settor

At twenty six years, 7 months, and 7 days old, I have:

  • Taken a Leak
  • Taken a Whiz
  • Made Tinkle
  • Pissed
  • Made Weewee
  • Micturated
  • Relieved Myself
  • Spent a Penny
  • Introduced Mr. Thick Dick to Mr. Urinal
  • Drained the Snake
  • Drained the Lizard
  • Drained the Main Vein
  • Gone Number One
  • Pointed Percy at the Porcelain
  • Splashed One's Boots
  • Had a Gypsie's Kiss
  • Had a Jimmy Riddle
  • Strained the Potatoes
  • Watered the Garden
  • Shook Hands With My Monster
  • Pumped Ship
  • Had Some Business in the Porcelain Department

    approximatly 24,250 times. This is based on an average of 2.5 times per day, which is probably a very conservative guess. Somewhat related, I have never gone Upper Deck nor have I done a Mr. Chicken. Don't ask.

    Can you add to this list? Hit the comments with your best and I'll add them to the list, giving full credit of course.
  • 1 comment:

    Conni said...

    Gone peepee
    Found pisserooni on the floor & walls of the Starbucks bathroom