News Flash! Someone took the time to email me, that's right, ME, important investment advice. I'm so lucky. Let's take a look at the highlights of the message:
"We Told last week at 1.20 to WATCH and now its $2.35 and
we think it goes to $4.00 on expected news this week..."
Slow down big fella, what's the rush? You sound like an out of breath five year old with ADD. But, I'm listening.
Harbin Pingchuan Pharmaceutical: (PGCN)Current Price: $2.35
***We told you there was going to be a BIG move on THURSDAY, FRIDAY, MONDAY, AND TUESDAYand we think WEDNESDAY COULD BE HUGH !!!!!!
Hmm, Chinese pharmaceutical company-wait, Hugh? Who the hell is that? I thought you were talking to me. You must be talking to me, I'm the only one here. And those asterisks are definitely a plus. Nothing gets my investment bone itchin' like excessive punctuation.
NEWS RELEASE:PGCN MAKES HUGH MOVE, UP A AMAZING $1.15 - IN 5 DAYS OF TRADING !!!
***WE URGE YOU TO PUT PGCN ON YOUR RADAR FOR WEDNESDAY AUGUST 3, 2005***
Mmmm, more asterisks and exclamation points, keep talking. Talk slower. And your disregard for proper grammar has me reaching for the checkbook. But this Hugh fellow has me weirded out.
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Triple? Damn, that's even more than double. Who do I make the check to?
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Huh? So you don't not say that you're not forgetting to not include something that might not make this something I'd rather not invest in? Is that it?
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What was all that Hugh moves on my radar talk about?
Many of these companies are on the verge of bankruptcy. You can lose all your money by investing in this ST0CK.
A minute ago we were talking about tripling my portfolio. Now they're on the verge of bankruptcy? Wow, the market sure moves fast. It's a good thing I've got you boys working for me and not the other guy.
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Hold the phone. I may not understand all the in's and out's of globalization, but I think I see what's going on here. I think I'll invest the money where my family has done business for generations: the track.