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Ever visit T-Shirt Hell? Very funny stuff. Here's a list of the funnier phrases I came across. I certainly don't agree with all of them, but they're funny enough to pass on. Check out the site because many of the shirts with funny graphics need to be seen (and can't be described here). It's not that I'm above stealing their graphics and reposting them, it's more of a laziness thing.
Here's the list:
123 OUT OF 124 HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS AGREE: VIVA ARUBA!

MARY WAS ONLY A VIRGIN IF YOU DON'T COUNT ANAL

MY MEXICAN WORKS FOR LESS THAN YOUR MEXICAN

RAPE IS NO LAUGHING MATTER(unless you're raping a clown)

ARREST BLACK BABIES BEFORE THEY BECOME CRIMINALS

MACE JUST MAKES ME HORNIER

YOUR SISTER IS HOT BUT YOUR MOM DOES THAT THING WITH HER TONGUE

PUT MY WILLY WONKA IN YOUR CHOCOLATE FACTORY

YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER

MICHAEL JACKSON DID NOT MOLEST THOSE CHILDREN: HE MADE LOVE TO THEM

I SUPPORT WHATEVER'S TRENDY

I ONLY SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE IF BOTH CHICKS ARE HOT

OB/GYN KENOBI

I'D RATHER BE FIGHTING THE MAN

I STILL THINK LINDSAY AND NICOLE ARE FAT

WHY DID THE GAYS HAVE TO RUIN THE RAINBOW FOR EVERYBODY ELSE?