Wetter Record Settor

At twenty six years, 7 months, and 7 days old, I have:

Taken a Leak

Taken a Whiz

Made Tinkle

Pissed

Made Weewee

Micturated

Relieved Myself

Spent a Penny

Introduced Mr. Thick Dick to Mr. Urinal

Drained the Snake

Drained the Lizard

Drained the Main Vein

Gone Number One

Pointed Percy at the Porcelain

Splashed One's Boots

Had a Gypsie's Kiss

Had a Jimmy Riddle

Strained the Potatoes

Watered the Garden

Shook Hands With My Monster

Pumped Ship

Had Some Business in the Porcelain Department


approximatly 24,250 times. This is based on an average of 2.5 times per day, which is probably a very conservative guess. Somewhat related, I have never gone Upper Deck nor have I done a Mr. Chicken. Don't ask.

Can you add to this list? Hit the comments with your best and I'll add them to the list, giving full credit of course.